Farmyard Theater Enthusiast Pillows

Chicken singing romantic songs

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Cow Pollen

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Start talking."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Big egg.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Organ Donor Card

Tropical Cow Tank

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."