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"Well, at least his heart's in the right place."

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

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'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

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"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Good?"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'I can't turn it off.'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

'Dont you hate it when there are parts left over.'

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."