Fairytale Deconstructor Gifts

'So what are all these reports about you and Sleeping Beauty?'

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Lady of the bath...

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Royal Love

Rapunzcow

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

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Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

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'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"Ahh, shade."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Building a gingerbread house

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.