Dating Deconstructor Gifts

'Anyway, enough about you. Let's talk about me.'

"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"

"There is one who doesn't hide what he is looking for!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Let's do lunch.'

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"I'm so shallow."

'Your credit card or mine?'

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

'Would it be too forward of me to give you a tweet?'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

'So what are all these reports about you and Sleeping Beauty?'

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"We need to text about our relationship."

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"Like, weirdest date ever, last night, he kept trying to make eye contact!"

"Love means sacrificing your swiping hand."

"Sorry, but I never give more than a peck on the cheek on a first date."

Romantic LED-lit Dinner