Dating Deconstructor T-Shirts

'Anyway, enough about you. Let's talk about me.'

"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"

"There is one who doesn't hide what he is looking for!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

'Let's do lunch.'

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"I'm so shallow."

'Your credit card or mine?'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

"We need to text about our relationship."

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

'So what are all these reports about you and Sleeping Beauty?'

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'Would it be too forward of me to give you a tweet?'

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

"Like, weirdest date ever, last night, he kept trying to make eye contact!"

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'