Rhetoric Deconstructor T-Shirts

Palin's spokesperson explains about that pesky map.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Changing Minds

Information...political rhetoric

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Sybil Obama

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

The Truth

Like Minded

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

Masters of Political Oratory

And now, for a rebuttal.

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

If You Can't Beat Them

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Rush Limbaugh

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Peace Policy

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Australia. I wonder if political spokesmen in the southern hemisphere spin the news in the opposite direction.

Four More More Years

Trumped by Semniotics