Faberge Fan Gifts

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Cheese

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Posh Easter Egg

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

House plants

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Vivaldi and his creative partner

Victorian woman at a bar.

"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"

The tortoise and hare

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's