Fabergé Fanatic Gifts

Posh Easter Egg

Prize vegetables.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Fetch.'

Bowled over again!

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I'm working from home today."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Cheese

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football supporters.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Just browsing."