Fab Four Fanatic Gifts

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Football

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."