Faberge Fan Prints

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Cheese

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Posh Easter Egg

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

House plants

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Vivaldi and his creative partner

Victorian woman at a bar.

"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support