Evening Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the evening philosopher? Celebrate their love for introspection and deep thoughts with cleverly designed gifts that encourage pondering and peaceful reflection. Whether they enjoy quiet evenings pondering life's mysteries or sharing philosophical quotes, our collection offers humorous and heartfelt options that suit their introspective nature.

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"I hate to see the evening sun go down."

"I hate to see the evening sun go down." mockup

"I hate to see the evening sun go down."

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"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't." mockup

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

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"The overthinker"

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Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking. mockup

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

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'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!' mockup

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

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'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.' mockup

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

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"Well did he?"

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"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen." mockup

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

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"Think about the honey."

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"So that's where you were last night." mockup

"So that's where you were last night."

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Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night. mockup

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

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"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey." mockup

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

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'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...' mockup

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow." mockup

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

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"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up." mockup

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it." mockup

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

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"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory." mockup

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

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Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do? mockup

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

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"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep." mockup

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

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Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it. mockup

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

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The End is Relative

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Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired. mockup

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

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Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!' mockup

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

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'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.' mockup

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

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"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Would it have killed you to shave first?" mockup

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

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'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.' mockup

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

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That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'.. mockup

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there." mockup

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

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"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers." mockup

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

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Siggy

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"But I told everybody at the dinner party, your honor, so how could it still be insider information?"

"But I told everybody at the dinner party, your honor, so how could it still be insider information?" mockup

"But I told everybody at the dinner party, your honor, so how could it still be insider information?"

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Evening Philosopher Gifts Collection

Evening Philosopher Mugs

Discover our range of mugs perfect for the evening philosopher, designed to turn their late-night reflections into a joyful experience.

Evening Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows that resonate with the deep thoughts and gentle musings of the evening philosopher in your life.

Evening Philosopher Prints

Browse inspiring prints that capture the essence of late-night pondering and thoughtful living, perfect for any philosophical space.

Evening Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts crafted for those night owl thinkers who love sharing their philosophical flair.