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Late-night Philosophers Gifts
For those who spend their nights pondering life's big questions, our collection of creative gifts offers a playful nod to late-night philosophers. Whether they're lost in thought over coffee or contemplating the universe in bed, find something that sparks their curiosity and keeps their mind engaged. Perfect for thinkers, dreamers, and midnight oil burners who love a touch of wit with their wisdom.
Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.
"The overthinker"
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'
"Well did he?"
"Think about the honey."
Night-shift entrance
Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'
"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."
"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."
"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."
'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."
Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.
Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.
"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."
What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!
He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?
Thoughts of Stephen Harper...
That's a street lamp, Steve.
'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'
'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '
'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'
"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"
"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."
"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."
"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'
"I dreamed my parents were still alive."
'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'
"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."
Late-night Philosophers Gifts Collection
Late-night Philosophers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for late-night philosophers — perfect for daily doses of wisdom and wit during those late caffeine-fueled hours.
Late-night Philosophers Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your space with pillows inspired by late-night philosophical musings. A perfect gift for dreamers and thinkers.
Late-night Philosophers Prints
Brighten up any room with prints that celebrate the thoughtful and witty side of late-night philosophers. Ideal for home or office inspiration.
Late-night Philosophers T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that speak to your inner late-night philosopher. Wear your thoughts and wit with pride wherever your ideas take you.