Etiquette Evangelist Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the etiquette evangelist? Explore our collection of charming and witty products that celebrate good manners and proper behavior. Whether it’s for the person who loves to uphold courtesy or enjoy refined humor, these gifts are designed to delight and inspire. From stylish accessories to humorous home decor, find something that speaks to their appreciation for civility and charm, making every day a little more courteous.

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'Hey! Eyes up here!'

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'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.' mockup

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!' mockup

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

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"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly." mockup

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

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"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..." mockup

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt." mockup

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

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'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.' mockup

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

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"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second." mockup

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

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'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!' mockup

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

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"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them" mockup

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

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"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!" mockup

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

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"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?" mockup

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

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Illustration from an Unpublished Novel mockup

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

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"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..." mockup

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

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'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.' mockup

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

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"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!" mockup

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

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'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.' mockup

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

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'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.' mockup

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

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"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs." mockup

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

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How The Sausage Is Eaten

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'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?' mockup

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

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'He bowed lower for me than for you.' mockup

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

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'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.' mockup

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

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"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?" mockup

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

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'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.' mockup

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

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'Dang, you were right! It is formal!' mockup

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

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Only One Item or Fewer.

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Awkward First Dates

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Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic mockup

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

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"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'" mockup

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

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'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!' mockup

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

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"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34." mockup

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

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Etiquette Evangelist Gifts Collection

Etiquette Evangelist Mugs

Explore our range of etiquette evangelist mugs—ideal for those who appreciate polite humor and daily reminders to stay gracious.

Etiquette Evangelist Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate civility and good manners—perfect for decorating a home or office with a message of kindness.

Etiquette Evangelist Prints

Browse our elegant prints that salute the art of etiquette—adding a sophisticated and humorous touch to any space.

Etiquette Evangelist T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish etiquette evangelist t-shirts that promote kindness and proper manners with a touch of humor and charm.