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Etiquette Connoisseur Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for an etiquette connoisseur? Our collection offers a delightful mix of products that blend refined manners with clever humor. Whether they’re a fan of classic decor or modern witty designs, you'll find something to match their love of proper protocol and stylish presentation. These thoughtfully curated items make charming gifts that showcase their passion for sophistication and good taste, all with a light-hearted, fun edge.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
Men gossiping
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic
'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'
'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
Only One Item or Fewer.
"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word
"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."
I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'
"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
'Don't get up!'
". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."
'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'
'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'
'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'
Etiquette Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Etiquette Connoisseur Mugs
Discover our full collection of etiquette connoisseur gifts on mugs, perfect for brightening their mornings and adding humor to their tea or coffee routines.
Etiquette Connoisseur Pillows
Browse pillows that celebrate etiquette with a humorous flair, adding charm and comfort to any room with a sophisticated touch.
Etiquette Connoisseur Prints
Check out our etiquette connoisseur prints — elegant, witty decor pieces that bring a refined sense of fun to any wall.
Etiquette Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore our selection of etiquette-themed t-shirts, where style meets wit to delight anyone who appreciates good manners with a playful twist.