Espionage Escapist Gifts

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Last Chance For Reality

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Not again!"

Zoo Employees

American Idle

Message in a bottle.

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Dangerous tax audits.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

Free Thinking.

Ramblers Association

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Don Quixote

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"