Espionage Escapist T-Shirts

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Last Chance For Reality

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Zoo Employees

"Not again!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Dangerous tax audits.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

American Idle

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

Message in a bottle.

Free Thinking.

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

Ramblers Association

'Mom!!'

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Don Quixote

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"