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Dangerous tax audits.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Now you can send it."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Rising Gas Prices

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'He needs professional HELP!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'