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'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

Ethics exam cheater.

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"