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"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Bo're'droom

A giveaway tan line...

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'You left the annual report meeting early, too, huh?

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

I second the motion!

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

They were out of bagels...

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

Caught reading a text message during the boss's presentation.

Digital Daze: Texting during a meeting.

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Management seminar is really just a fancy name for shenanigans, tomfoolery and general silliness."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Tree house.

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Houdini 2019

"Not again!"

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.