Irs Escapist Gifts

Dangerous tax audits.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Now you can send it."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Rising Gas Prices

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."