Equestrian Shop Owner Gifts

"Hello, you’ve reached tack support."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Cat Show

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

Sale.

'I'll take him.'

"Lap fish..."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'll take it!'