Equestrian Shop Owner T-Shirts

"Hello, you’ve reached tack support."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Leak in the fish tank.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

Sale.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"I'll take this one."

'I'll take him.'