Horse Owners Gifts

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"They're comfortable."

Love a Mutt

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Home Sweet Home

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Epic Battles

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Dogs life

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I still want to be a cowboy.'