Horse Owners Gifts

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

Skipping Horse

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Love a Mutt

"They're comfortable."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Dogs life

A Quiet Rebuke.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Epic Battles

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'