Environmental Journalist Gifts

"It looks like we're all booked up for heat-dome season, but I have some great packages heading into tornado/flood season."

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"We've made a few changes."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Tree funeral.

'The greenest government ever?'

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me."

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

Polelitically Incorrect

Fake ecologist

Heinrich Boll.

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

Drought ruined corn crop.

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

Door to Door Campaigning

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

Putin Missile

Earth-Friendly.

Technology and drought

'No more widening of M25.'

The plastic straw-extended version

"New cameras help monitor the city's pollution level."

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.