Environmental Journalist Mugs

"It looks like we're all booked up for heat-dome season, but I have some great packages heading into tornado/flood season."

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

"We've made a few changes."

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Tree funeral.

'The greenest government ever?'

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Heinrich Boll.

"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

Fake ecologist

Polelitically Incorrect

"I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me."

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'

Drought ruined corn crop.

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

Technology and drought

Earth-Friendly.

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Door to Door Campaigning

Putin Missile

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

'No more widening of M25.'

The plastic straw-extended version

Greek Chorus of Apartment 7-H

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.