Entomology Humorist Gifts

'He's such a party pupa.'

'Don't trust him Gail, he's probably just some fly-by-night.'

'I can't stand he: She thinks she's so sophisticated just because she's a European Wasp!'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Too much concealer?"

Try me/try me/try me...

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."