Entomologist Amusement Gifts

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Exciting potato bugs.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Bug hanging up stockings

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Praying mantis.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Praying Mantis.

International House of Excrement

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

When lice dream.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Sorry I'm late.'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

'Music hall for insects'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Really? You don't mind if I ask her out?

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Don't feel bad, son. The people are only screaming because they're such big fans."