Entomologist Humor Gifts

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'Well, well, well - aren't you a handsome little devil. Why, I could just eat you up myself.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Praying Mantis.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

'Music hall for insects'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Paper Wasp.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."