Entomologist Humor Pillows

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'Well, well, well - aren't you a handsome little devil. Why, I could just eat you up myself.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Exciting potato bugs.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Praying Mantis.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Really? You don't mind if I ask her out?

'Music hall for insects'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

'Hang on a moment! This one didn't die of natural causes! He was shot through the heart with a 0.3mm sniper's bullet!'

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.