Entomology Humorist Pillows

'I can't stand he: She thinks she's so sophisticated just because she's a European Wasp!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Try me/try me/try me...

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Get out of my face!"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

"Did you just do a rooster?"