Election To Congress Gifts

'Just remember...'deficit spend' sounds better than 'broke'...'

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Trump Poutine

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

The Russian Election.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Elections

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Joe Biden

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.