Election To Congress Prints

'Just remember...'deficit spend' sounds better than 'broke'...'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Trump Poutine

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Elections

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Joe Biden