Edward Lear Fan Gifts

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

100 best beheadings

"Feel better, dear?"

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

survival of the fittest

'Oh God! It's that dreadful pig we met on our honeymoon last year.'

Ginger God

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

Evolved to Ski.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Yum Yum

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Natural selection in action."

"I'm Perfect Already."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Ascent of Digital Man

Mournful Rhinemaidens

"Would you mind?"

'Camilo José Cela'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

"Quoth."

Hagen