King Lear Appreciator Gifts

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Surreal ale

"Stag poker"

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Pandora's Change Purse...

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'Oh God! It's that dreadful pig we met on our honeymoon last year.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Michelangelo's David

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Jens Stoltenberg.

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

'I know where you live!'

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"Take no notice. It's just Norman being sarcastic again."

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'