King Lear Appreciator Pillows

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Stag poker"

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'Oh God! It's that dreadful pig we met on our honeymoon last year.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Michelangelo's David

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Jens Stoltenberg.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

'I know where you live!'

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"Take no notice. It's just Norman being sarcastic again."

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

'Have I heard his last joke? I do hope so!'