Edward Lear Fan Pillows

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Oh, this old thing?"

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

100 best beheadings

"Feel better, dear?"

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

survival of the fittest

'Oh God! It's that dreadful pig we met on our honeymoon last year.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Ginger God

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Evolved to Ski.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

"I'm Perfect Already."

"Natural selection in action."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

Yum Yum

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Ascent of Digital Man

'Camilo José Cela'

Mournful Rhinemaidens

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

"Quoth."

Hagen

Just the usual, thanks.

Evolution Selfie