"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"
Eater Outer Gifts
Searching for the perfect present for an eater outer? Our collection features clever and amusing items that honor their passion for dining out, socializing, and enjoying life's delicious moments. From playful mugs to quirky t-shirts and cozy pillows, find a gift that captures their zest for eating and social adventures.
"Even the waiters here are organic."
Today's special... donuts.
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'
"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.
All Natural Nothing
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud
An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.
"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."
All-Day Breakfast
'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'
Peas on Earth.
'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'
"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
Access Denied!
Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?
Overzealous health inspectors.
Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant
'Are you ready for dessert?'
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
An apple a day!
'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'
'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'
Molecular gastronomy.
"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''
'You order the jumbo combo?'
" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"
Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch
Endangered Entrees
Go large or go home!
We'll pass on the entrees...
Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"
'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'
Eater Outer Gifts Collection
Eater Outer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find hilarious and charming designs for eater outers that bring smiles over morning coffee.
Eater Outer Pillows
Check out our novelty pillows, perfect for adding a playful touch to any lounge or bedroom for those who love to eat out.
Eater Outer Prints
Discover our stylish prints that capture the fun of eating out—ideal for decorating kitchens, dining areas, or social spaces.
Eater Outer T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirt designs that celebrate the love of dining out with funny, creative artwork on comfy styles.