Explosive Eater Gifts

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Today's special... donuts.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Ice Cream Flavors

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Access Denied!

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Molecular gastronomy.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

Endangered Entrees

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Cafe Philosophique