Explosive Eater Pillows

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Today's special... donuts.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Ice Cream Flavors

Access Denied!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Molecular gastronomy.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Cafe Philosophique

Endangered Entrees

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'