Extreme Eaters Pillows

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

Access Denied!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Spaghetto

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

Intolerant Chef

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

I'll have the endless breadsticks. By the way, where do I sleep? MENU.

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

The short-lived trend of Bungee Dining

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"

"We've got some tasty specials today! Our cooks' brother is a veterinarian..."

'Do you have any diet?'

'Yes, finally, Stanley found a diet that really help him to lose weight.'

White Water Cookery

The Grenade Nut Cracker.

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

'Crocodile penis and kangaroo testicles for table twelve.'

Man equipped for a shopping expedition