Extreme Dining Enthusiast Pillows

The short-lived trend of Bungee Dining

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Executive Tacos

Access Denied!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'New money or old money?'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'We don't want a table now, we're not hungry anymore!'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Intolerant Chef

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

'You don't look well.' 'Is it something I ate, expensive food?.'

Menu

Under table for two, Sir?

'Sir, one waiter is enough to bring the meals, but it takes two to carry the bill.'

'You think he's gagging on a crouton, too? I think he's just trying to say Gewurztraminer.'

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"Hog Hell"

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

'Would madame care for a complementary line of coke before the main course?'

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'