Eater Outer Pillows

"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Today's special... donuts.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

All Natural Nothing

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

All-Day Breakfast

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Peas on Earth.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

Access Denied!

Overzealous health inspectors.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

An apple a day!

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Molecular gastronomy.

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

'You order the jumbo combo?'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

We'll pass on the entrees...

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

Go large or go home!

Endangered Entrees