Experimental Eater Gifts

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"Muffy has gone to a whole new level of analyzing her food before turning her nose up at it."

Endangered Entrees

"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Don't get me wrong, I like burnt salad.'

Molecular gastronomy.

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Funky Chef 2

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Habanero ..."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."