Easy-lane Traveler Gifts

"I'm looking for one of those jobs where actual work is optional."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Colin V Longshore Drift

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

'The Big Kahuna!'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

10 items or less

Supermarket customer types.

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Just a one-way ticket, please - I'm counting on them to deport me back.'

"Who's next?"

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'They want bike lanes,'

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

Root 66.

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

Camping in new normality

Boy talking to mother about going abroad

12 items or less. 12 items or else.

Next Restroom...35 miles and Next Clean Restroom...HA!

"It's positively the last time I ever fly economy."

"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.