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"I'm looking for one of those jobs where actual work is optional."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Colin V Longshore Drift

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

'The Big Kahuna!'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

10 items or less

Supermarket customer types.

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Just a one-way ticket, please - I'm counting on them to deport me back.'

"Who's next?"

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

'They want bike lanes,'

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

Root 66.

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

Boy talking to mother about going abroad

"It's positively the last time I ever fly economy."

Next Restroom...35 miles and Next Clean Restroom...HA!

Camping in new normality

"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

'Friend of mine got in the express lane with 16 items. I never saw her again.'