Tech-slow-lane Traveler T-Shirts

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Birds with Headphones

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'I think its being tapped.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Migration Music

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'