Tech-slow-lane Traveler T-Shirts

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Birds with Headphones

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

'I think its being tapped.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'