Comfy Traveler Gifts

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Flight simulator'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

London map drawn from memory.

On Holiday

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Marco Polo

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

Colin V Longshore Drift

"Giddy-up dinner."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Flightless Bird

Mexican Dog

Nelson.

"They looked a lot bigger on the website."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these retired couriers from their happy place in the chair with the remote.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

"Look buddy, just what is our problem? You're acting like you've never seen a goose flying South for the winter before."

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

"I don't believe in Out-Of-Body experiences, but Frank regularly has Out-Of-Mind episodes."