Early Civilization Enthusiast Gifts

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

The Invention of the Wheel

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Mummy Tourist

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Romulus and Remus

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

Modeling gig

Painted into a corner.

Anubis loved his evening rides.

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,