Duet Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Got it!"

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

If only they'd taken it with them!

Caution! Wet Floor.

Pack Your Bags

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

Volcano and plane

Custer's last nightstand.

Mother Nature

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

"Public display of rejection"

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."