Drug Side Effect Detectives Gifts

'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Flu Vaccine.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

'I had this two years ago.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"We may have found the vaccine but it's fattening."

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Criminal Germs

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

John Snow

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'No I didn't say he has swine flu... I said the swine has flu!'

Ebola Clinic

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